You knew Connors life was gonna be fucked up when he drew the shortest straw
bless ur soul
thank you so much
#just in case any of my followers have had trouble getting off
god bless whoever named this game
The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
never jokingly suggest a pairing because before you know it you’ll be shipping it for real

Melkor left inhabitants of Valinor with their ”WTF was that?!” feelings and came back to Middle-Earth. obsessions
If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.