You knew Connors life was gonna be fucked up when he drew the shortest straw
bless ur soul
thank you so much
god bless whoever named this game
The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
never jokingly suggest a pairing because before you know it you’ll be shipping it for real
Melkor left inhabitants of Valinor with their ”WTF was that?!” feelings and came back to Middle-Earth. obsessions
Thomas Hickey is like the templar’s greasy drunk mascot.
If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.